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A slightly crazy film crew

A slightly crazy film crew

Almost every Tuesday, Lila, Jula, and Teresa come over. They’re my film crew. For the past few weeks, we’ve been working on a full-length horror movie together. My mom, dad, and my cousin are also in it. Today was a little different from almost every other Tuesday, because in addition to the film crew, Iga came over too. She’s one of the few friends from school I’m still in touch with. It all started when I went to school to pick up Iga. She really wanted to see Ansu, so Iga was going to visit me. We were both on foot, and we didn’t feel like walking all the way across town, so we decided to ride the train without a ticket. Neither of us had any money. As it happened, the Twins and Teresa were also planning to take the WKD. Not without a ticket. When we were getting onto the platform, Jula and Teresa they were having a heated discussion about whether a train traveling on the first track could turn around and come back half an hour later in the other direction on the second track. When we walked up, we said "Hey" and so on, Jula said:

  • Hela, explain to Teresa that the train can't turn back onto another track and return to the other station in half an hour!
  • Well, actually it can! - Teresa announced.
    I said that since the train has two cabs, it can turn back but on the same track in less than half an hour. Suddenly Iga shouted that the train was coming. In response, Lila, Jula, and Teresa roared together:
  • Backpacks! - and ran to the bench. At that moment, the WKD train let out a loud "psiunk" and the doors opened. The girls made it at the last second. Jula and Teresa kept arguing even though Iga and I had explained everything to them. There was no conductor. As for our horror movie, I told the girls that we could record that dream we had planned, because I bought fake blood and wounds.

Iga helped us with the makeup. The dream only involved me and Teresa, who was the killer, so Lila and Jula got into a fight out of boredom, and Iga recorded us.

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Since we live in Poland, the dream (just like the whole movie) is in Polish. After filming, it turned out that the blood wouldn't come off, and while Teresa was washing (and she was covered in blood), we held a competition and shouted from the balcony: God, we want sun, zero rain, zero wind! And then Lila and I got the giggles.

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Even though Teresa scrubbed herself with soap, water, and a brush for washing backs, some blood was left on her forehead and hair.

At 6:00 PM, Teresa came to dance class already clean. Lila even asked her if she washed herself with sink cleaner.

  • Just herbal soap and a sponge were enough.
  • For washing armpits? - I asked as a joke.
    I found out that this sponge is from the very bottom of the ocean and that it's a natural body sponge. For armpits too. And divers with scuba gear fish it out.....Bla Bla Bla Bla.